i also met my favorite female singer and my woman crush everyday @iamhalsey

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theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

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cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

riothurl:

stretch marks are cute and skin folds are cute and squishy bits are cute and all of you is cute and lovely never forget that

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akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

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same-weird-girl:

http://weheartit.com/entry/108069341/via/tinaisalady
OUTLASTING